Justin Trudeau Wins Canadian Election, Will Continue As America's Imaginary Boyfriend He lives in Canada. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 21 Sep 2021
Interior Department To Investigate Racist Atrocity Many Americans Have Never Heard Of But what about the delicate feelings of white people? Doktor Zoom White House 13 Jul 2021
Trump Knows Oranges Of Mueller Probe, But Doesn't Know Oranges Of Own Father :( Another day, another batshit press availability with Donald Trump. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
Stop Being Ingrates About Needles Already: The Snake Oil Bulletin Robert DeNiro is planning his very own stupid anti-vaccine "documentary," which he'll be delighted with if it's at least 20 percent accurate. Oh joy. And in Canada, more Worst Parents In the World. Fare la Volpe News 29 May 2016
