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Secret Muslim Barack Obama's New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT
Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!