Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018
Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
02 May 2018
Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018
Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.
20 Mar 2018
Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018
Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.
01 Mar 2018
Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
22 Feb 2018
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Gun Nuts Shoot Moral Compasses To Smithereens. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 21, 2018
Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.
21 Feb 2018
Actual Illinois Nazi Has Lock On GOP Congressional Nomination, Is On Mission From Hitler
What if...What if we're ALL in a movie?
06 Feb 2018
Well OF COURSE We're Deporting A Wounded Combat Veteran With PTSD. Why Wouldn't We?
First they came for everybody, and we are now a country that deports The Troops.
02 Feb 2018
Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK's Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself
Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.
17 Jan 2018
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