White House Forgot To Hire Babysitter For Trump's Christmas Vacation, Oh Sh*t! This is bad. Very bad. Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2018
Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair. Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2018
TFW You're So Busy Hating On Gays You Forget To Hate Catholics For A Minute Paul Ryan's got a problem, and Bryan Fischer is here to make it worse! Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Apr 2018
Roy Moore Worried George Soros Going To Hell, If You Know What He Means (HE MEANS HE'S JEWISH) He hasn't yet adopted 'Throw the Jew Down the Well' as a campaign theme song. Have to save something for reelection. Doktor Zoom News 06 Dec 2017
Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW! Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details. Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2017
Bryan Fischer Wants To Watch You Pee Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess. Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2016
Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America Bet you didn't even know this was happening. Thanks, Rush Limbaugh! Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2016
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
