If You Sh*t In The Woods, Is There A Bear Under The Outhouse?

And is the bear Catholic?

White House Forgot To Hire Babysitter For Trump's Christmas Vacation, Oh Sh*t!

This is bad. Very bad.

Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.