Look At All These F*cking Jerbs!

Lowest unemployment since 1969, when Americans went TO THE MOON ALICE TO THE MOOOOON.

Oh No And Hooray, It's Another Strong Jobs Report! This Is Excellent Terrible News For Joe Biden!

Nonfarm payrolls up by 223,000 in December, better than predicted.

Social Security Might Deny Your Disability Claim If You Could Be A Button Spindler Or Nut Sorter

Update the 1977 book of available jobs? But that would cost money!

Job Growth Continues Strong, Which Is Somehow Terrible, Or Perfectly Fine Maybe

Also we have a new favorite song about working.