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Trump Pardons Some Assholes

Lunatics absolutely sure it has to do with Hillary Clinton and Uranium One.

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Cliven Bundy's 'Legal Idiot' Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots

No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?

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Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.

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God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial

Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.

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Bundy Jury Can't Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.

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Cliven Bundy Asks Court To Please Throw His Militia Followers Under This Bus

Operation Just Cows.

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Bureau Of Land Management Web Page Swaps Out Dumb Nature Pics For Beautiful, Lovely COAL

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

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