Your Weekly Top Ten Is BEJEWELED! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 18 Jan 2020
Burger King Reconsiders Plan To Tell Russian Ladies To Get Knocked Up By Soccer Players Well, that's one way to sell a Whopper. Robyn Pennacchia News 21 Jun 2018
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018 Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Featured 25 Jan 2018
Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2017
AND THEN THE LADY WENT AND SAT WITH THE BULLIED BOY AND FUCK YOU SHUT UP YOU'RE CRYING This is a painfully well-made PSA. And it's your open thread. Doktor Zoom News 23 Oct 2017
Wall Street Traders May Soon Have To Live On Burger King 'Whopperitos.' The Horror. Matt Carpenter News 13 Aug 2016
It's A Thanksgiving Miracle! Chicago Cop Might Not Get Away With Murdering Black Kid Kaili Joy Gray News 25 Nov 2015
Horrible Bad Factory Farmers Can't Put You In Jail For Exposing Them No More! Doktor Zoom News 04 Aug 2015
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