​Maggie Haberman (Of Course) Just Saying MAYBE Trumps Are Royal Family Of America's Dreams! Uh oh, everyone, the New York Times committed another act of #JOURNALISM! Evan Hurst News 05 Jun 2019
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You? The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2017
Oh Nothing, Just Another Member Of The Bush Family Schmoozing For Hillary Clinton It's Barbara Bush! The one who hangs out with Dakota Fanning, not the one who's old. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2016
George H. W. Bush Voting For Hillary Clinton, Like All Patriotic Americans We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag! Evan Hurst News 20 Sep 2016
Is George W. Bush In The Tank For Crooked Hillary Clinton? We Are Just Asking. Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE. Evan Hurst News 03 Aug 2016
Phil Robertson Promises To Go Into Hiding If Donald Trump Loses, Election Stakes Higher Than Ever Don't threaten us with a good time. Robyn Pennacchia News 22 Jul 2016
Nikki Haley Wants To Take Marco Rubio Behind The Middle School, Get Him Pregnant Kaili Joy Gray News 17 Feb 2016
Franklin Graham Tries To Explain Necessity Of Filling Central Park Field Hospital With Bigots coronavirus
Poor Man's Roy Cohn Bill Barr Says Trump's Dictator-Style Purges Are F*ckin' AWESOME justice department
Seven Dudes Overrule Kansas Gov Laura Kelly's 'No Churching' Order Because She's A Democrat Lady News
The FDA Said Alex Jones Can't Sell His Magic Anti-Coronavirus Toothpaste Anymore Snake Oil & General Woo
