Donald Trump Telling Border Patrol To Break Law For Full Pardon. IS THAT BAD?

By Monday, he'll be calling for airstrikes. No! We didn't say that!

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Trump Stone Cold Rolling Coal On California, Other States That Don't Suck

Obama had fuel standards. Trump has no standards.

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Trump Decides To Yell At Mexico For Another Year Before Closing Border

The yelling IS the policy.

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Gavin Newsom Kills Death Penalty In California Dead

'I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death' -- Justice Harry Blackmun, 1994.

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Devin Nunes Will Save Us All From The STRAW POLICE

It's as if he's constructed a fake enemy. But out of what?

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Trump's Plan B: Make WALL From California's Ashes, Tears Of Puerto Ricans

Just mix in a bit of military funding magic and PRESTO: a lawsuit!

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FBI Sad For All The Persecuted Nazis

That's it, we're done.

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Kamala Harris Answers All Your Burning Questions. Even The Dumb Ones.

We are just fooling, none of the questions were dumb.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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