Gavin Newsom Kills Death Penalty In California Dead

'I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death' -- Justice Harry Blackmun, 1994.

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Devin Nunes Will Save Us All From The STRAW POLICE

It's as if he's constructed a fake enemy. But out of what?

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Trump's Plan B: Make WALL From California's Ashes, Tears Of Puerto Ricans

Just mix in a bit of military funding magic and PRESTO: a lawsuit!

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FBI Sad For All The Persecuted Nazis

That's it, we're done.

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Kamala Harris Answers All Your Burning Questions. Even The Dumb Ones.

We are just fooling, none of the questions were dumb.

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Mike Huckabee Brings The Sex

And a longing for the sweet release of death.

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California Utility PG & E On Road To Nowhere After Burning Down The House

They can't seem to face up to the facts.

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Gavin Newsom Proclaims California Socialist Paradise!

OK, at least kinda socialish and a little paradise-ish.

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Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

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Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

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