Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes Nestle sucking up Michigan's water to bottle and sell back to them at just the same time the state ends free water for Flint! Wonderbitch News 10 Apr 2018
Midterm Madness: Devin Nunes Is Treading Water In California's 22nd. Devin Nunes carries more water for Trump than the farmers in California's 22nd District. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Apr 2018
Wow, California Senator Dianne Feinstein Was Just A HUGE DICK To Retiring Bestie Barbara Boxer! WHAT IS EVEN YOUR DEAL, DIANNE FEINSTEIN??? Rebecca Schoenkopf News 08 Dec 2016
Barack Obama Stoled All The Rain In California And Gave It To Iran, Says Drunk John Boehner Doktor Zoom News 16 Jul 2015
Moby Says You Can Eat That Cheeseburger, As Long As You Never Shower Again Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2015
Rich A-Holes Guzzling California's Last Drops Of Water Because 'We're Not All Equal' Kaili Joy Gray News 15 Jun 2015
The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Knows Democrats Are Causing California's Drought Dan Weber News 16 May 2015
Make Your Perfect Avocado Toast And We'll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 26, 2020 News
Liveblogging 'Entertainment Tonight' Or The Democratic Debate Or Whatever Is On CBS Right Now 2020 democratic primary
The Stage Is Getting Bigger Again, Oh F*ck! Your Charleston Democratic Debate Preview! 2020 democratic primary
