More Like Devin MOO-MES, ARE WE RIGHT? Wonkagenda For Tues., March 19, 2019

Trump's money troubles, Elizabeth Warren's election plan, and Devin Nunes sues his cow. Your morning MOOOOS brief!

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Facebook Is Sorry For All The Crimes It Might Have Committed

Like last time, they swear this will never happen again.

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Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!

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A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

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'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019

Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief!

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What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

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Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls!

Why's everybody always pickin' on poor Julian?

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Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD

That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR.

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BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING

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TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock

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