WOMP WOMP. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 20, 2018
Kirstjen Nielsen chowhounded, baby jails, and oh they're killing Obamacare again, don't worry, no big deal.
20 Jun 2018
QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
22 May 2018
Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
17 May 2018
'HE CAN'T WIN!' Wonkagenda For Mon., May 7, 2018
Rudy Giuliani goes full Nunberg, Trump dumps on Blankenship, and Gina Haspel tortured decision. Your morning news brief.
07 May 2018
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Cambridge Analytica Pretending To Go Away Now, Everybody Wave 'BYE-BYE!' Like This Is A Real Thing!
Meet the new Cambridge Analytica!
02 May 2018
Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018
Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
02 May 2018
The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018
Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.
30 Apr 2018
Dr. Ronny Jackson PEACES OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 26, 2018
Ronny Jackson partied too hard, Macron is your new boyfriend, Trump yells at Fox and Friends. Your morning news brief.
26 Apr 2018
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