Elizabeth Warren Is RUNNING! Let's Watch It Live! I mean, we already knew she was, but it's official now! Robyn Pennacchia popular 09 Feb 2019
President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is exactly the un-American shithead we always said he is. Evan Hurst News 20 Nov 2018
GOP Will Beat Beto O'Rourke By Showing Texas How Fuckable Beto Is GOOD JOB, TEXAS GOP. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2018
Newt Gingrich's Third Wife Might Make A Great Ambassador To The Vatican! Your Open Thread! She's probably settled down a lot since the 90s. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2017
Trump Tells Roomful Of Nevadans They Say 'Nevada' Wrong, Because Why Not At This Point? Alex Ruthrauff News 06 Oct 2016
Let's Imagine: Michele Bachmann Advises Donald Trump On Foreign Policy Alex Ruthrauff News 22 Aug 2016
Democrats Target Donald Trump's Greatest Weakness: Donald Trump The Democratic Convention probed for weaknesses in the Republican nominee, and found a target-rich environment. Alex Ruthrauff News 29 Jul 2016
Mr. Monopoly Mike Bloomberg Breaks Promises To Campaign Staff, Sends Them Directly To Unemployment 2020 democratic primary
