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It was for Jeb. In case anyone remembers him. Jeb Bush? Tall fella?

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This is what you voted for. Or at least a big chunk of it.

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Yeah, About Trump's Campaign Finance Noob Defense ...

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Superlawyer Rudy Giuliani Is Ready To Confess. Again.

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Orrin Hatch: What's A Little Felony When The President's Republican?

It's not like Trump lied about a blowjob, for heaven's sake!

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You Won't Believe This, But Trump's 'Fox & Friends' Interview Was BATFUCKING INSANE

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ...

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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