Ruth Bader Ginsburg Will Dance On All Our Graves 'A senator said I was almost dead. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.' Doktor Zoom Nice Time 24 Jul 2019
Top Three Batsh*t Crazy Science Stories Of The Month! You fucking love CRAZEE science! Carlos Sagan News 04 Feb 2019
House GOP SO MAD Dems Won't Look To Future: Repealing Obamacare! Fucking whiners. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 30 Jan 2019
Sinclair To Reporter: There's No 'I'm Undergoing Cancer Treatment' In 'Team' If you're gonna steal headlines, steal from The Onion. If you're gonna work in TV news, don't work for Sinclair. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 18 Dec 2018
Trump's EPA Rethinking That Whole 'Radiation Is Bad For You' Thing Robert Mercer's pee-collecting doctor pal is somehow involved in this. We just know it. Doktor Zoom News 03 Oct 2018
Cancer Is A Bunch Of Bitches: You Fuckin' Love Science No, Big Pharma is not hiding its cancer cures. There ARE exciting new DNA discoveries though! Carlos Sagan News 23 Apr 2018
TAKE AWAY THAT CELL PHONE FROM YOUR COMPANION RAT! HURRY! DO IT NOW! Science stuff. That's the official term for it. Carlos Sagan News 17 Apr 2018
ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation To Sick Baby's Dad Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now. Doktor Zoom News 13 Feb 2018
