Top Three Batsh*t Crazy Science Stories Of The Month! You fucking love CRAZEE science! Carlos Sagan popular 04 Feb 2019
House GOP SO MAD Dems Won't Look To Future: Repealing Obamacare! Fucking whiners. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 30 Jan 2019
Sinclair To Reporter: There's No 'I'm Undergoing Cancer Treatment' In 'Team' If you're gonna steal headlines, steal from The Onion. If you're gonna work in TV news, don't work for Sinclair. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 18 Dec 2018
Trump's EPA Rethinking That Whole 'Radiation Is Bad For You' Thing Robert Mercer's pee-collecting doctor pal is somehow involved in this. We just know it. Doktor Zoom Science 03 Oct 2018
Cancer Is A Bunch Of Bitches: You Fuckin' Love Science No, Big Pharma is not hiding its cancer cures. There ARE exciting new DNA discoveries though! Carlos Sagan Science 23 Apr 2018
TAKE AWAY THAT CELL PHONE FROM YOUR COMPANION RAT! HURRY! DO IT NOW! Science stuff. That's the official term for it. Carlos Sagan Science 17 Apr 2018
ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation To Sick Baby's Dad Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Feb 2018
ICE To Dad: There's No 'My American Kid Has Leukemia' In 'Deportation' INCANDESCENT RAAAAAAAAGE. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 12 Feb 2018
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
