America Plays Fuck/Marry/Kill With Trump, Robert Mueller And Jeff Sessions And Sessions Gets ... LAID?

This is just a way better way to read polls, SUCK IT, NATE SILVER.

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Kellyanne Conway, Get Back Under Your Tree

Kellyanne wonders if criticizing Sarah Huckabee Sanders for lying is an attack on ALL women. It's not.

Fuckin' A It's Not That Hard!

Twitter Won't Take GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn's Rubles To Advertise Fake Planned Parenthood News :(

But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?

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A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

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Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

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Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.

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Obama Saves Planned Parenthood From Trump's Grabby Hands! (At Least For A Minute!)

If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER.

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Kellyanne Conway Wishes CIA Would Stop Whining About Russian Hacking

STFU, Kellyanne Conway.

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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