America Plays Fuck/Marry/Kill With Trump, Robert Mueller And Jeff Sessions And Sessions Gets ... LAID? This is just a way better way to read polls, SUCK IT, NATE SILVER. Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2018
Kellyanne Conway, Get Back Under Your Tree Kellyanne wonders if criticizing Sarah Huckabee Sanders for lying is an attack on ALL women. It's not. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 01 May 2018
Twitter Won't Take GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn's Rubles To Advertise Fake Planned Parenthood News :( But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death? Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2017
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You? The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2017
Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017 Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Feb 2017
Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. Doktor Zoom News 22 Dec 2016
Obama Saves Planned Parenthood From Trump's Grabby Hands! (At Least For A Minute!) If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER. Evan Hurst News 15 Dec 2016
Kellyanne Conway Wishes CIA Would Stop Whining About Russian Hacking STFU, Kellyanne Conway. Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2016