President NoFriends Had Another Live TV Therapy Session With Sean Hannity They really should just go to a cuddle party and hug it out. Evan Hurst News 20 Jun 2019
Fix Yourself A Drink, It's Time To Kick Back And Call Brit Hume A F*ckin' Moron! Today's wingnut shrieking: The FBI wiretapping Carter Page was JUST THE SAME as the FBI wiretapping Dr. King. YOU BETCHA! Evan Hurst Russia 04 Jun 2019
Live From CBS News, Bill Barr Is A Lying Asshole! And no, we do not know why he is dressed like that. Evan Hurst Russia 31 May 2019
Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019 More Trump tantrums, Congress passes some bills, and Theresa May is quit-fired. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 24 May 2019
OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION! Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says. Evan Hurst Russia 14 May 2019
Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting On Spies In His Underpants Fucking fuck, everything is so stupid right now. Evan Hurst Russia 03 May 2019
Rudy Giuliani Tells Arby's Drive-Thru Lady That Hillary Better GET A LAWYER! Sir. Evan Hurst Russia 25 Apr 2019
Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn. Evan Hurst Russia 10 Apr 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
