OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION!

Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says.

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Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting On Spies In His Underpants

Fucking fuck, everything is so stupid right now.

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Rudy Giuliani Tells Arby's Drive-Thru Lady That Hillary Better GET A LAWYER!

Sir.

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Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him

God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn.

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If It's Tuesday, It MIGHT Be A Good Day To Tell Lindsey Graham To Go F*ck Himself

This might have to become a weekly series.

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We Are All Kasie Hunt's Face Trying To Figure Out WTF George Papadopoulos Is Talking About

You think you're bugfuck, Carter Page? HOLD PAP'S BEER.

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Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know

Everything is about to get so much stupider.

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Lindsey Graham Doesn't Want Mueller Report To Be Public. He Worried He's In It?

WHAT THEY GOT ON HIM?

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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