SPOILER: Freedom Caucus Fuckwit Mark Meadows Just Makin' Up Shit About Peter Strzok's Texts Welcome to your latest Fox News conspiracy theory, America! Evan Hurst Russia 12 Sep 2018
Carter Page Says Sean Hannity Is The Edward R. Murrow Of His Wet Dreams Good Night And Good Fucking Lord Evan Hurst Russia 27 Feb 2018
Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With! Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Feb 2018
WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE? It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia! Evan Hurst Russia 05 Feb 2018
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails! Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already? Evan Hurst Russia 08 Dec 2017
Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST. Evan Hurst Russia 16 Nov 2017
Corey Lewandowski Forgot He Signed Carter Page's Russia Trip Permission Slip, But Now He Remembers! HE HAD A LOT GOING ON THAT DAY. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Nov 2017
Let's Read Carter Page's Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It! COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME. Evan Hurst Russia 07 Nov 2017
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
