SPOILER: Freedom Caucus Fuckwit Mark Meadows Just Makin' Up Shit About Peter Strzok's Texts Welcome to your latest Fox News conspiracy theory, America! Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2018
Carter Page Says Sean Hannity Is The Edward R. Murrow Of His Wet Dreams Good Night And Good Fucking Lord Evan Hurst News 27 Feb 2018
Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With! Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2018
WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE? It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia! Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2018
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails! Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already? Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2017
Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2017
Corey Lewandowski Forgot He Signed Carter Page's Russia Trip Permission Slip, But Now He Remembers! HE HAD A LOT GOING ON THAT DAY. Evan Hurst News 09 Nov 2017
Let's Read Carter Page's Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It! COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME. Evan Hurst News 07 Nov 2017
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
