It's Turtles All The Way Down. And Kitties.

We have turtles, an upcoming Wonkette Book Club, and of course cat pictures.

Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN'T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

The Measles Vaccine Has Saved Twenty Million Children! Your Snake Oil Bulletin Good News Edition!

Greta Van Susteren Raging Mad NASA Won't Show Her Pretty Pictures Of Pluto RIGHT NOW

Jesus Lord, she is an idiot.