Dozens Of Deep Throats. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 5, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh is running scared, Trump denies saying things he said (again), and Silicon Valley heads to the HIll (again). Your morning news brief.

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Trump Declares Flawless Victory In All The 2018 Primaries Everywhere

Ypsilanti Water Board race? HE GOT THAT TOO!

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Charlie Don't Surf. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 08, 2018

Democrats have a crazy good night at the polls, Trump's Mar-a-Lago members are secretly running the VA, and the Paul Manafort trial is a soap opera. Your morning news brief.

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LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

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Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To 'Jimmy Kimmel's Baby' Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

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Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP's Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

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It's The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017

Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

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Dozens Of Deep Throats. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 5, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh is running scared, Trump denies saying things he said (again), and Silicon Valley heads to the HIll (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump Declares Flawless Victory In All The 2018 Primaries Everywhere

Ypsilanti Water Board race? HE GOT THAT TOO!

Charlie Don't Surf. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 08, 2018

Democrats have a crazy good night at the polls, Trump's Mar-a-Lago members are secretly running the VA, and the Paul Manafort trial is a soap opera. Your morning news brief.

Oh, Republican Women Are Having A Hard Time These Days, Are They?

The poor dears.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To 'Jimmy Kimmel's Baby' Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP's Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

It's The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017

Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar