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Stop Fretting Over The Mueller Report And Have Some Nice Things!

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Let's All Relax With Some NICE THINGS

Why cats AREN'T psychopaths, some podcasts, and other coolness

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Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT

TONIGHT WE DRINK, TOMORROW WE FIGHT.

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