Florida Man Gonna Save Kids From All That Porn In School Libraries

Florida teens wonder where exactly the porn is.

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ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.

Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief!

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Senator Sinema. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 13, 2018

Sinema wins Arizona election, Trump's just going to "You're Fired" everyone, and the Facebook tries to fix its shitshow. Your morning news brief.

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Silicon Valley Nukes 'Gab' And All The Nazis Are Crying

But at least Tucker Carlson stood up for 'free speech' (by Nazis).

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Facebook Finds The Trolls Are Coming From Inside The House

Russia taught conservatives to be grifty internet trolls so Putin could build his own Cambridge Analytica.

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Florida Republican's Campaign Crew Sure Liked Chatting About Election Fraud

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Did You Have 'Let's Not Regulate Mercury' In The 'Clean Coal' Betting Pool? Congrats!

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Hope Hicks And Annie Donaldson, You're The Next Contestants On SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SPILL IT!

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Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience

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