Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!
Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.
18 May 2018
What Do Michael Avenatti, Ice Cube, And Qatar Have In Common? They Are All In THIS DUMB STORY!
This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.
14 May 2018
Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner's Info? This Is Not 'Good'
Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! Here is another one!
22 Mar 2018
Robert Mueller Just Wondering If Trump Taking Bribes From Handful Of Arab Kingdoms, Totally Normal
The Saudi Arabia/United Arab Emirates angle of this scandal gets WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
22 Mar 2018
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Your Weekly Top Ten Rates Trump's First 100 Days As PUNY AND WEAK AND SAD!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
22 Apr 2017
Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
20 Apr 2017
Sean Spicer: Criticizing Trump's Yemen Clusterfuck Means You Piss On Dead Troops
Definitely sick of all the winning.
09 Feb 2017
Everything Went Wrong In Trump's Clusterf*ck Yemen Raid. Let's Blame Hillary Clinton!
Somebody needs to get Jason Chaffetz investigating this right away.
02 Feb 2017
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