Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool. Doktor Zoom News 23 Mar 2017
Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo. Doktor Zoom News 23 Mar 2017
Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE! Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2017
Here is Your Handy Wonkette Guide to Not Panicking About 3D-Printed Guns Wonkette Jr. News 06 May 2013
Evil Senate Refuses To Let C-SPAN Stick Camera In Robert Byrd's Dead Face Jack Stuef News 01 Jul 2010
