Coming (Or Not!) To Coastal Areas Near You, It's The Flooding Mitigation Lottery! Tempting though it is, 'Who accepts scientific reality?' won't be the standard. Doktor Zoom popular 20 Jun 2019
Cory Booker Just Called Kirstjen Nielsen A Complicit Asshole, And We Are HERE FOR IT Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary! Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2018
Confederate Statues Going In Ashbin Of History, Just Like The Confederacy. Sad, We're Sure! Bye, old racist emblems! Bye! Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2017
Buffalo School Board Tells Old Racist Carl Paladino To Resign Or Face Strongly Worded Reprimand Horrible old bigot faces the ultimate slap on the wrist. Doktor Zoom News 30 Dec 2016
Real Piece Of Sh*t White Guy Doesn't Understand Why He Has To Stay In Jail For Killing Black Boy He said the way he saw it, he just got another piece of trash off the street. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 23 Nov 2016
Noted Gun Fondler Will Stop Mass Shootings At Bars By Stiffly Regulating ... No, Not Guns, Silly! Maybe if bars didn't have to serve all that devil booze, nobody would get murdered at them! Evan Hurst News 20 Jun 2016
CNN Steps On Own Dick, Wonders If Prince's Death Is Good News For Trump And Hillary Evan Hurst News 22 Apr 2016
In Which My Husband Takes Vicious, Belated Pleasure In General Sherman's March To The Sea Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 22 Feb 2016
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
