Confederacy-Humpin' Lawmaker Beated His Wife, With 'Morals'

Last year, this South Carolina lawmaker sent Confederate Christmas Cards. This year, he's getting arrested for domestic violence. HUH!

Post-Racial America

Gov. Nikki Haley Wishes Donald Trump Wouldn't Act So Ugly To The Minorities, Bless His Heart

She doesn't think Trump or his supporters are actually racist or anything, heck no, why would you say that?

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RIP Ted Cruz, For Now You Are Dead. A Wonkette Post-Mortem!

Gov. Nikki Haley Not Entirely Sure Why Y'all Gotta Be Such Bigots