Noted Bible Explainer Alan Dershowitz Says Prosecuting Trump VERY VERY Un-Bible!

Alan Dershowitz's Bible theories ain't got no panties on.

Ron DeSantis Troubled By TRUMP PEENER PORN STAR HUSH MONEY LOL Witch Hunt, So Very Troubled

He can't imagine what it would be like to be targeted so unfairly for PORN STAR HUSH MONEY PEENER PAYMENTS LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

'Fox & Friends' Idiot Ainsley Earhardt Just Saying Maybe It Is Time For BANK RUN!11!1!1!

Also: did that bank fail because of pronouns?