Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn't Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

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Ben Carson Beats Ted Cruz With Both Eyeballs Tied Behind His Back (Because He Is Sleeping)

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Surgeons Are Conservative, Midwives Hate America. It's Science!

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