Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn't Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of) Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D Evan Hurst News 09 Feb 2017
Ben Carson Beats Ted Cruz With Both Eyeballs Tied Behind His Back (Because He Is Sleeping) Doktor Zoom News 20 Apr 2016
Business Week Cover Subtly Hints Hedge Funds Have Lost Their Erections Like, You Know, A Floppy Flaccid Penis Doktor Zoom News 11 Jul 2013
Hey, It's One Of Those Funny Polls About How Stupid American Children Are! Jim Newell News 18 Sep 2009
