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Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies

What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?

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Hero Thieves Remake 'Escape From New York,' Save City From Chelsea Bomb Blasts

We'll be so disappointed if this turns out to be a hoax.

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Donald Trump Just As Excited About Chelsea Bombing As You'd Imagine

Trump's probably pretty sure this is good news for Trump!

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