Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby WITH HER PUPPY DOG YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 24 Sep 2016
Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys? Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2016
Hero Thieves Remake 'Escape From New York,' Save City From Chelsea Bomb Blasts We'll be so disappointed if this turns out to be a hoax. Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2016
Donald Trump Just As Excited About Chelsea Bombing As You'd Imagine Trump's probably pretty sure this is good news for Trump! Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2016
