Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019

IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

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'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

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Is Baby Gonna Cry? Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 21, 2018

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March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

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Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

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Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

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IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.

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Rightwing Reads NYT Headline, Declares Bush Was Right About Everything

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019

IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

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Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.

Rightwing Reads NYT Headline, Declares Bush Was Right About Everything

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

Oh No Nancy Pelosi Is Dying Of All The Things Hillary Clinton Died From Already!

Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

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