So Easy To Win Like You Wouldn't Believe. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 6, 2018
Trump officially starts his trade war, mocks #MeToo and journalists, and deports enlisted soldiers. Your morning news brief.
06 Jul 2018
Welcome To The News Dump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 5, 2018
Get ready for Trump's trade war, Scott Pruitt BEGGED to head DOJ, and more Russian shenanigans. Your morning news brief!
05 Jul 2018
WOMP WOMP. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 20, 2018
Kirstjen Nielsen chowhounded, baby jails, and oh they're killing Obamacare again, don't worry, no big deal.
20 Jun 2018
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Trump Praises FEMA's Work In Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 7, 2018.
Trump praises himself on Puerto Rico, Hannity wants you to "bash" your phone, and Scott Pruitt has no more friends. Your morning news brief.
07 Jun 2018
O Hey Can You Be By The Donzer Lee Kite? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 6, 2018
California avoids election catastrophes, Trump forgets the words to songs (again), and Betsy DeVos uses the Chewbacca Defense on school shootings. Your morning news brief.
06 Jun 2018
Ivanka Trump Just Rubbing Her Non-Interned Baby In Refugees' Jailed Faces
Ok, so, she’s not really trying to sell baby coffins, or maybe she is, but not exclusively baby coffins.
29 May 2018
You Can Have Donald Trump's Jitterbug Old People Phone When You Pry It From His Cold Dead Hands
Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.
22 May 2018
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