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At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!

Be The Terror You Want To See In The World! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 7, 2019

It's not a 'concrete wall' anymore, Dems put on their Investigatin' shoes, and Joe Biden gets ready to run. Your morning news brief!

China Lands On Dark Side Of The Moon, Finds No One Waiting

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YOU GET NOTHING! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 3, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief!

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Mattis's Resignation Letter To Trump Less Of A 'Thank You,' More Of A 'F*ck You'

He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did.

Shutdown Shitshow Season Finale. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 21, 2018

Jim Mattis quits, Trump wants his wall, and China is stealing EVERYTHING. Your morning news brief!

Maybe Mexico Won't Pay For It? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 19, 2018

Trump's not so proud to shut the government down anymore, and Facebook gave away all your shit. Your morning news brief!

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