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Trump To Give Farmers Another Twenty Or Fifty Bucks Each, NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Sure hope China doesn't start subsidizing its industries, or this could get messy!

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IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

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But you see, Obama made him do it.

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Congress tries to tear down Trump's wall, the trade war continues, and Trump heads to Vietnam for another photo op with Kim Jong Un. Your morning news brief!

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