Trump Stops 'Chinese Virus' Talk After Deep Ego Massage From Xi Jinping China did a great job with this thing, almost as good as Trump's doing. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 31 Mar 2020
Marco Rubio Thinks Media Just Having Constant Orgasms Over Rising US Coronavirus Cases Little Marco just keeps getting smaller. Stephen Robinson News 30 Mar 2020
Federalist Suggests Fun Coronavirus Parties For Hip Young Swingles Just thinking outside the box, and into a pine one. Doktor Zoom News 25 Mar 2020
Dumbass Mississippi Governor Gonna Cure Coronavirus With BIBLE Could you please keep your coughing to a minimum? Governor Tater is tryin' to read the Good Word. Evan Hurst coronavirus 24 Mar 2020
Bill O’Reilly: Democrats Impeaching Trump Is Why Your Children Will Grow Up In A Plastic Bubble Bill-O the Clown is at it again. Stephen Robinson Trump 20 Mar 2020
Fox News: Heroin Chicago Gangbanger San Francisco Values WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK CORONAVIRUS? That's a SP-I-I-I-I-CY racism! Liz Dye fox news 13 Mar 2020
Trump Fails To Stop Coronavirus Because He Can't Come Up With Mean Nickname Mike Pence has inexplicable moments of competence. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 09 Mar 2020
Nancy Pelosi Creating Committee To Watchdog Trump's Coronavirus F*ckups, And Fox News Is MAD fox news
