Trump Knows ONE WEIRD CHINESE TRICK To Screw Up Trade Policy AND National Security!

Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.

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Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth's Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

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President Of The United States Donald Trump: What's A FISA? (We Aren't Joking)

In case you were wondering, yes, the president is A IDIOT.

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