Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing! Weird, huh! Evan Hurst Featured 07 Dec 2018
BLUE WAVE, Y'ALL! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 09, 2018 Everybody hates Matthew Whittaker, ANOTHER Florida recount, and Tucker Carlson clutches his pearls. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 09 Nov 2018
Capitol Overwhelmed By Massive Turnout Of Six Pro-Kavanaugh Marchers There would have been more, but they were kidnapped by Antifa and illegal aliens probably. Doktor Zoom SCOTUS 05 Oct 2018
Great, Now The Whiny Yelly Motherfucker's BEGGING Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't have hurt you, baby, if you just wouldn't have made him so mad. Evan Hurst News 05 Oct 2018
Sorry, Republicans: We're Never NOT Going To Call Drunk-Ass O'Kavanaugh A Credibly Accused Sexual Predator This is not over. And this is what's going to happen if you put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court. Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2018
Shorter Cory Booker And Senate Judiciary Dems: COME AT US, BRO They are just daring the GOP to ask to speak to their manager. Evan Hurst News 06 Sep 2018
Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this. Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 12 Jun 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
