Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say
Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this.
12 Jun 2018
Have We Told Mitch McConnell To Eat A Bag Of Turtle Dicks This Week?
REPUBLICANS in the Senate (for real!) are trying to protect the Robert Mueller investigation, but that fucker Mitch McConnell WON'T STAND FOR IT!
27 Apr 2018
RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018
Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.
24 Apr 2018
GOP Won't Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes
Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
18 Apr 2018
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Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
28 Mar 2018
Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
16 Feb 2018
Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018
The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.
05 Feb 2018
GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It's Too Fucking Late To Protect Robert Mueller
Silly liberals, why are you even worried?
29 Jan 2018
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