BLUE WAVE, Y'ALL! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 09, 2018

Everybody hates Matthew Whittaker, ANOTHER Florida recount, and Tucker Carlson clutches his pearls. Your morning news brief.

Elections

OH JESUS CHRIST, GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOE MANCHIN.

YOU TOO, JEFF FLAKE.

News

Capitol Overwhelmed By Massive Turnout Of Six Pro-Kavanaugh Marchers

There would have been more, but they were kidnapped by Antifa and illegal aliens probably.

SCOTUS

Great, Now The Whiny Yelly Motherfucker's BEGGING

Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't have hurt you, baby, if you just wouldn't have made him so mad.

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Sorry, Republicans: We're Never NOT Going To Call Drunk-Ass O'Kavanaugh A Credibly Accused Sexual Predator

This is not over. And this is what's going to happen if you put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.

News

Shorter Cory Booker And Senate Judiciary Dems: COME AT US, BRO

They are just daring the GOP to ask to speak to their manager.

News

Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say

Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this.

Everywhere Else News

Have We Told Mitch McConnell To Eat A Bag Of Turtle Dicks This Week?

REPUBLICANS in the Senate (for real!) are trying to protect the Robert Mueller investigation, but that fucker Mitch McConnell WON'T STAND FOR IT!

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