New Zealand Bans Assault Rifles In Under A Week, How's That Even Possible?

Oh, you say there's no New Zealand NRA? Guess that could be a factor.

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GOP Knows Who's The REAL White Nationalist Terrorists, And It Is ... Oh, You Know The Drill

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The 174 Sh*ttiest Things Conservatives Have Said About The New Zealand Mosque Shooting SO FAR

It was hard to pick just 174!

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New Zealand Shooter's Manifesto: Sh*tposting For The Whites

Terrorism plus trolling. O brave new world that has such people in 't.

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We Are Sorry, New Zealand

A bad thing happened last night.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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