Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won
Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.
08 Mar 2018
Wingnut Mom Has Been To The Mountaintop! It Is A Very Stupid Mountaintop.
Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.
18 Sep 2017
Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You're Not Wrong!
Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.
23 Aug 2017
Jason Chaffetz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
10 Feb 2017
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Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy
Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.
02 Feb 2017
Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????
A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.
07 Dec 2016
Hey Ladies! This Weird Pastor Dude Wants To Arm Wrestle You To Prove His Inherent Superiority
He's a little 'Over The Top,' no?
08 Aug 2016
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We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!