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Brett Kavanaugh Back To Boofing With Little Girls Or Whatever

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Lindsey Graham Knows What White Ladies Want

Why can't they all be like Susan Collins?

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Chuck Grassley Sics DOJ On Michael Avenatti And Julie Swetnick: LOCK THEM UP

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Now Is The Time For Jeff Flake To STFU And Go Away

He's still not sure he believes Brett Kavanaugh, OH WELL NO BIG DEAL WE GUESS!

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Donald Trump Is Stupid And Dumb And Insane And Dumb And A Total F*cking Baby Who Is Also Very Dumb

Another day, another Donald Trump interview, but this one's a fucking DOOZY AND A HALF.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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