Dennis Prager Is Here To Do Some Last Minute War On Christmasing If you don't teach your kids to say Merry Christmas, they will drown strangers. Robyn Pennacchia popular 24 Dec 2018
Idaho Wingnut Knows True Meaning Of Christmas Is Suing Your Neighbors' Asses For Hating Baby Jesus Demands immediate revision to end of A Charlie Brown Christmas. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 12 Dec 2018
I Like Money. You Like Money Too? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 5, 2018 Michael Flynn flips, Trump ruins Christmas, and North Carolina gets crazy. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 05 Dec 2018
Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection For Christmas GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE. Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2017
The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017 Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 21 Dec 2017
That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America! In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! Evan Hurst Russia 18 Dec 2017
Welcome to Melania Trump's Terrifying German Expressionist Christmas Tree Corridor Of Horror! It's a decidedly surreal kickoff to the annual Sacred Baby Festival season. Doktor Zoom News 28 Nov 2017
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE! Culture Wars
