White House Worried Impeachment Will Make Trump Liddle' More Bugf*ck Dead Weight Than Usual​ WOMP WOMP, can't stop laughing. Evan Hurst Impeachment 27 Sep 2019
Goooooooood Morning, Wonketariat!!! Wonkagenda For Fri., July 20, 2018 The White House is full of depressed fuckups, but cheer up because Uncle Vladdy's coming for a visit! Your morning news brief! Five Dollar Feminist News 20 Jul 2018
Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL! We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes! Evan Hurst News 14 May 2018
Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won't Make THAT Mistake Again NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER! Evan Hurst News 08 Jan 2018
Steve Bannon And Newt Gingrich Here To Tell Idiot White House Lawyers Their Bidniss Trump surrounds himself with ALL THE BEST PEOPLE. Especially the lawyers! Five Dollar Feminist News 01 Nov 2017
Justice Gorsuch Adapting To Supreme Court's NO ETHICS Code We expected Gorsuch to be terrible. AND HE IS. Five Dollar Feminist News 29 Sep 2017
Is Donald Trump Fuckin' Stupid Enough To Fire Robert Mueller? OF COURSE HE IS. BUT WILL HE? Evan Hurst News 13 Jun 2017
Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017 Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Jun 2017
