Internet Assholes Shocked To Discover They Can't Troll The Courts

The final battles in the War of the Trollses will be fought not online, but in the courtroom.

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The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

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Mike Cernovich And Chuck C. Johnson Caught Doing Fake SEX CRIME News To Chuck Schumer, LOL As If

FAKE NEWS from a right wing scammer? OH, NOES! HOW CAN IT BEEEEEEEEE????

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Las Vegas Police Might As Well Let Alex Jones Conduct Mass Shooting Investigation

No but seriously Las Vegas coppers, what the hell?

Guns

Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer

This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!

Culture

Dana Rohrabacher Ready To Dead-Drop Julian Assange's Love Notes Into Donald Trump's Pants

Rohrabacher has THE REAL TRUTH about who hacked last year's election, and surprise, it wasn't his beloved motherland Russia.

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Donald Trump Jr. Whispering Sweet Breitbart, Infowars, Gateway Pundit Stories Into Daddy's Ear

John Kelly is trying to keep the fake news bullshit out of the Oval Office. There's just one little problem, and its name is 'Junior.'

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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