Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019

More Trump tantrums, Congress passes some bills, and Theresa May is quit-fired. Your morning news brief!

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Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

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Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell!

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Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019

Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

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Jim Hoft Stomps On Own Dick So Hard Even His Commenters Are Confused

So that's unexpected!

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GOP's Spine Suddenly Not Bone-Sawed In Half Over Khashoggi Murder

This is weird!

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Don't Cry For Him Argentina. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 3, 2018

Really, he's always like this.

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Trump's Washington Post Interview Just As Dumbsh*t As All His Other Interviews

He has a very good brain, after all.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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