This Week In Post-Racial America: Tased For Grand-Theft Snacking But is it worse than what happened to Candace Owens? Stephen Robinson News 09 Aug 2018
Donald Trump Says Bunch Of Dumb Shit While Stock Market Plunges. Look, Kittens! If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week. Doktor Zoom News 06 Feb 2018
Trumper School Board Member A Real Peach Except For The Alleged Child-Sex-Trafficking Voters suck. Doktor Zoom News 24 Apr 2017
Unemployment Drops Again, Trump Has Good Economy To Wreck! Your Wonkagenda For Friday, December 2, 2016 Kellyanne Conway can't stop crying, Trump's big league illegal immigration problem, and Webster's requests more words. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 02 Dec 2016
Trump's Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies. Doktor Zoom News 01 Dec 2016
Jill Stein Shows Up In Wrong City For Speech, Airplanes Clearly In The Tank For Hillary Mama said there'd be days like this. Doktor Zoom News 02 Sep 2016
Donald Trump Airs His Grievances: The Media (Who Are Probably Jooz) Donald Trump would like to tell you a thing he knows about the Jews. Doktor Zoom News 07 Jul 2016
Rush Limbaugh Explains How That Big Gorilla's Death Disproves Evolution, OBVIOUSLY Who is stupider? Rush Limbaugh or the people who listen to him? Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2016
Dr. Ronny Pretty Sure Joe Biden Can't Pick Out 'Camel' As Good As Bodybuilder Jesus Trump Can! 2020 Congressional Elections
James O'Keefe EXPOSES ABC News Reporter As Thoughtful Journalist, So Obviously ABC Suspended Him Journalism
Is Acting DNI Ric Grenell A Literal Actual Foreign Agent Like Michael Flynn? No, He Couldn't Possibly! White House
Stop What You're Doing And Watch Jim Clyburn's Endorsement Of His Good Friend Joe Biden 2020 democratic primary
