NEWSMAX SIRENS: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rides Gold-Plated Horse To Bon Bon Store, To Buy All The Bon Bons!

Wingnuts are just doing a REALLY GOOD JOB going after Ocasio-Cortez.

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Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

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Hispanic Voter El Jeb Bush Appalled By Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Racisms!

Where was THIS Jeb Bush during his oh so pathetic, not-even-sure-my-mom's-gonna-vote-for-me campaign?

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Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Message Less Authentically Mexican Than '¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!'

Donald Trump so Mexican, y'all.

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