NEWSMAX SIRENS: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rides Gold-Plated Horse To Bon Bon Store, To Buy All The Bon Bons! Wingnuts are just doing a REALLY GOOD JOB going after Ocasio-Cortez. Evan Hurst News 02 Jul 2018
Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that. Evan Hurst News 05 May 2017
Hispanic Voter El Jeb Bush Appalled By Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Racisms! Where was THIS Jeb Bush during his oh so pathetic, not-even-sure-my-mom's-gonna-vote-for-me campaign? Evan Hurst News 17 May 2016
Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Message Less Authentically Mexican Than '¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!' Donald Trump so Mexican, y'all. Evan Hurst News 05 May 2016
