NEWSMAX SIRENS: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rides Gold-Plated Horse To Bon Bon Store, To Buy All The Bon Bons!

Wingnuts are just doing a REALLY GOOD JOB going after Ocasio-Cortez.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.