ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.

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Yr Sunday Nice Things Are Here. No Jeff Bezos's Junk Anywhere!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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