Nice Time: Elijah Cummings Left A Gift For Maryland Youth How does he keep on impressing us like that? Doktor Zoom Nice Time 02 Jan 2020
Judy Riuliani Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is (Allegedly! BURRRRRRP!) Oh boy! Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2018
Scott Pruitt Gonna Need A Chick-Fil-A Job For HIMSELF, Because He Is Now Unemployed Seriously, what the fuck was the last straw? Did somebody cut open his dirty Trump hotel jizz mattress and find it was literally full of taxpayer money he stole? Evan Hurst News 05 Jul 2018
Steven Mnuchin Has Million-Dollar Military Jet Habit He had some ethics, they were clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee. Doktor Zoom News 16 Mar 2018
How Many Laws Did Michael Cohen, President's Lawyer, Break For Porn Star Payoff? Couple Few Maybe! No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers? Liz Dye News 14 Feb 2018
What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017 In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Apr 2017
Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017 Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 Jan 2017
Donald Trump Will Totally Abandon His Business Empire, Ayup You Betcha, Sounds Legit To Us! If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you. Evan Hurst News 30 Nov 2016
If You Liked Jesus Feeding The 5,000, You're Gonna LOVE Trump Sucking And Spitting The 60,000! fox news
