Tucker Carlson Gonna Beat Up Another Gay Dude In A Bathroom, WATCH OUT SHEP SMITH! Why yes, we did get the headline from Evan. Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 27 Sep 2019
David Brooks Stands Athwart History Yelling 'BOTH SIDES!' I've Been To Twitter, But I've Never Been To Me Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 06 Sep 2019
Montana Super-Patriot Protects US American Flag By Fracturing 13-Year-Old's Skull His lawyer's going with the 'Trump ordered him to do it' defense. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Aug 2019
We Have Met The Shitferbrains, And They Are Us; Or, The Monsters Are Due On Wonkette Street A word from Yr friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator. Doktor Zoom News 27 Jul 2019
Nancy Pelosi Now A Libelsome Guttermouth And Trump A Gentle Innocent Lamb Of Kindness, Goodness And Love There's a rule against calling the 'president' a racist. Who knew? (The Republicans who put it there in 2016!) Doktor Zoom Congress 17 Jul 2019
Joe Biden's Strange Strategy: Praising Segregationists, Promising Rich People He Won't Hurt Em A Bit There's our old 'electable' Joe. Stephen Robinson News 19 Jun 2019
Mitt Romney Shall Maketh Grrr Sounds At The Villein! #HesRunning ... his mouth and won't really oppose anything Trump wants. Doktor Zoom News 02 Jan 2019
Rightwingers Killed 15 Americans In Last 10 Days, But 'SNL' Said Veteran Looked Like A Porner Yes, 'waaaah' is their closing message. Stephen Robinson News 05 Nov 2018
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
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