Stephen Miller And Pence Spox Katie Waldman To Wed, Jail Children Together It's a nice day for a White Power Wedding. Doktor Zoom White House 04 Nov 2019
Let's Sit Quietly Together And Witness Elijah Cummings's Funeral A liveblog, maybe. Doktor Zoom News 25 Oct 2019
Tucker Carlson Gonna Beat Up Another Gay Dude In A Bathroom, WATCH OUT SHEP SMITH! Why yes, we did get the headline from Evan. Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 27 Sep 2019
David Brooks Stands Athwart History Yelling 'BOTH SIDES!' I've Been To Twitter, But I've Never Been To Me Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 06 Sep 2019
Montana Super-Patriot Protects US American Flag By Fracturing 13-Year-Old's Skull His lawyer's going with the 'Trump ordered him to do it' defense. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Aug 2019
We Have Met The Shitferbrains, And They Are Us; Or, The Monsters Are Due On Wonkette Street A word from Yr friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator. Doktor Zoom News 27 Jul 2019
Nancy Pelosi Now A Libelsome Guttermouth And Trump A Gentle Innocent Lamb Of Kindness, Goodness And Love There's a rule against calling the 'president' a racist. Who knew? (The Republicans who put it there in 2016!) Doktor Zoom Congress 17 Jul 2019
Joe Biden's Strange Strategy: Praising Segregationists, Promising Rich People He Won't Hurt Em A Bit There's our old 'electable' Joe. Stephen Robinson News 19 Jun 2019
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
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