Sadsy The Clown Bitches About His Twitter Follower Count And more highlights from the saddest fucking thing we have ever seen! Evan Hurst Tech 12 Jul 2019
Mitch McConnell Knows That You Know He's A F*cking Asshole Mitch bites man. Stephen Robinson SCOTUS 29 May 2019
The Republicans Got Hacked? LOLOLOLOLOL 400-pound hacker strikes again. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Dec 2018
This Is The Only Internet Blog Article You Need To Read About Tomorrow's Midterms Is there even an internet beyond Wonkette dot com? Not that we ever heard of. Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2018
How Sure Are We That Beto O'Rourke Will Lead Blue Wave In Senate? REAL DAMN SURE! ​ OK, Pretty damn sure. But y'all need to VOTE. Doktor Zoom News 04 Nov 2018
If Congressman John Lewis Can Dance His Ass Off, So Can You! GET YOUR TWO LEFT FEETS MOVING PEOPLE TO THE POLLS, DORKS. Evan Hurst Elections 02 Nov 2018
Voting Rights Heroes Coming To Save The Day! The suppression is everywhere. But so is the pushback. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 01 Nov 2018
'It's Just Not Presidential!' Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 26, 2018 Trump cries about his bombs, we may close the borders, and Steve Bannon's stump slump. Your morning new brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 26 Oct 2018
