Jill Abramson Asks If We Should Impeach Clarence Thomas, And WONKETTE ANSWERS!
Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!
20 Feb 2018
Clarence Thomas's Wife Gives James O'Keefe Award For Defending Puberty
But how can James O'Keefe defend puberty if he hasn't even finished it?
06 Dec 2017
Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)
Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.
29 Jun 2017
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Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017
Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
07 Jun 2017
Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA
A loser speech, delivered to losers, by a loser.
28 Apr 2017
Democrats Just Made Mitch McConnell Do A Very Bad Thing
Say goodbye to the filibuster for Supreme Court nominees, and hello to letting employers fire you if you aren't willing to die on the job.
06 Apr 2017
Supreme Court To Texas: For The Last Time, There Is No 'Evil Black Guy' Standard!
Are BAD GUYS still entitled to a fair trial in the United American States? What's a little racism between friends, amirite?
23 Feb 2017
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