Lucy McBath Going To Congress! Dana Rohrabacher Probably Going Home To Russia, Or Maybe Jail! The Blue Wave is bigger than we thought, y'all. Evan Hurst News 08 Nov 2018
This Is The Only Internet Blog Article You Need To Read About Tomorrow's Midterms Is there even an internet beyond Wonkette dot com? Not that we ever heard of. Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2018
Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018 Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 14 Aug 2018
House Republicans Want Second Special Counsel To Investigate ... Oh Fuck It, You Already Know Something new and different! Evan Hurst News 23 May 2018
Same Stupid-Ass Idiots Want Hillary Clinton (And Many Others!) Prosecuted For Same Stupid-Ass Reasons SNOOZE. Evan Hurst News 20 Apr 2018
Who Made Ben Carson's Wife Buy That $31,000 Dinette Set? The Deep State, Obviously! Rep. Claudia Tenney brings all her wisdom to the table. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2018
Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018 Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 22 Feb 2018
Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts. Evan Hurst News 21 Jun 2017
