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Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.

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Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

House Republicans Want Second Special Counsel To Investigate ... Oh Fuck It, You Already Know

Something new and different!

Same Stupid-Ass Idiots Want Hillary Clinton (And Many Others!) Prosecuted For Same Stupid-Ass Reasons

SNOOZE.

Who Made Ben Carson's Wife Buy That $31,000 Dinette Set? The Deep State, Obviously!

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Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

Daily Caller Exposes Native American Activist As Total White Guy Or Something, Rendering DC Sportsball Team's Name Inoffensive

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

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