President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Reads State Of The Union Speech Without Shitting Own Pants, Is Presidential AF

We watched the State of the Union so you wouldn't have to.

World Tells Trump To Stuff 'Clean Coal' Up His Carbon Chute (We Are Talking About His Ass)

Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases.

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!