Massachusetts Schoolchildren Saw Goody Johnson ... Wait, No, They're Calling For Her Pardon

Her conviction for witchcraft in the Salem trials is still on the books in the Year of Our Lord 2021.


Kim Kardashian, Jared Kushner Team Up To Make Useless Appeal To Trump's Nonexistent Humanity

We're sure Donald Trump won't say anything balls-out racist or about Kardashian's ass.


Nice Time: Barack Obama Keeps Letting People Out Of Prison Instead Of Locking Them Up!

Barack Obama added on to the record number of pardons and commutations in his presidency Monday. Sadly, his record is likely to stand.


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