CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK?

Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM.

And His Name Shall Be Called PRESIDENT YETI PUBES!

BLESSED BE!

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Everyone So Excited We Have To Talk About Bill Clinton's Penis Again